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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:40
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If Sharks Don't Have Lungs Then What Are Their Nostrils Doing? - IFLScience
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How the Brain Actively Removes Unwanted Memories - Neuroscience News
Everyone loved it.
No way
They put up a sign reading
Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Toyota Ends Up Fastest in Night Practice - Sportscar365
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
No go.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics